Birthday Essay—Ann Coulter and the Barren Womb Syndrome
Ann Coulter at the 2012 TIME 100
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All that is not eternal is eternally forgotten.
All that we call human history – money, poverty, ambition, war, prostitution, classes, empires, slavery – is the long terrible story of man trying to find something other than God which will make him happy.
~ C.S. Lewis, Mere Christianity (1952)
It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena.
~ Theodore Roosevelt, The Man in the Arena (April 23, 1910)
Prologue to Eden: The Most Beautiful Little Girl in the Whole Wide World
*N.B.: Happy 17th Birthday to my baby girl, Eden Alice Washington. I named her ‘Eden’ after the most beautiful place in the Bible, the Garden of Eden. 10 years ago, when she was about 7 years old after picking her up from school oftentimes, I would look in the rear-view mirror and I said this little poem—‘Eden, you are the most beautiful little girl in the whole wide world.’ Afterwards I loved looking at her face – Eden would just light up and even quoted the last part of the verse along with me with a big smile on her face… I literally saw her Spirit grow right before my very eyes. I never forgot those wonderful moments together with you—Eden-Beden my Garden of Eden …
What is my message dedicated to you in this Birthday Essay daughter dear…? Don’t grow up to be like Ann Coulter. Don’t be a craven critic, an agent provocateur. Think on the positive. Don’t be barren, be fruitful and multiply upon the earth all the gifts God has given you!
My beautiful daughter Eden and I enjoying the majestic South Carolina Botanical Gardens.
My beautiful daughter Eden and I enjoying the majestic South Carolina Botanical Gardens.Who has Coulter Championed but Ann?
My Facebook posting on Nov. 29th, 2018 has been augmented but generally read as follows – ANN COULTER ALERT! I just read this Breitbart article by John Binder on conservative writer, Ann Coulter and wrote the following reply which I will make into a [Birthday] Essay in a few days:
“I love Ann Coulter. I’ve written essays published in several of my books about Ann Coulter – one of them being a memorial essay that I wrote 10 years ago on my favorite U.S. politician (before Trump)—Requiem for Senator Joseph McCarthy. In that essay which was published in my first volume of collected essays titled—The Progressive Revolution: History of Liberal Fascism through the Ages (University Press of America, 2009), I wrote this passage celebrating Coulter’s quintessential boldness in preserving the legacy of a legendary yet demonized (by the Left) U.S. Senator, Joseph ‘Tail gunner Joe’ McCarthy:
“Our modern-day Joe McCarthy, conservative writer Ann Coulter, one of the few contemporary intellectuals with the guts to place McCarthy in his proper historical context as a truly heroic and transcendent figure, had these words regarding the death of one of America’s greatest political figures: [Ann Coulter writes] “Contrary to today’s image of McCarthy as a despised Torquemada, McCarthy was given a rare state funeral with a private memorial service in the Senate chamber, his seat covered with flowers. St. Matthew’s Cathedral bestowed him with the highest honor the Catholic Church can confer, performing a Solemn Pontifical Requiem Mass before 100 priests and 2,000 well-wishers. Seventy senators attended his funeral, as did J. Edgar Hoover. Thirty thousand Americans lined up outside the Washington funeral home where McCarthy lay to pay their final respects from early in the morning until late at night. Condolences poured in to McCarthy’s wife, amounting to more than 70 bags of mail.”
In an earlier essay I wrote in 2007 about her memorial to Senator McCarthy—Why I Praise Senator Joseph McCarthy, Coulter listed some of the more infamous Democrat Party traitors of the then publicly unknown ‘Deep State’ and ‘Shadow Government’ that Senator McCarthy’s Senate Permanent Subcommittee on Investigations and the Army-McCarthy Hearings which convened on April 22, 1954. These were iconic hearings of American history that cemented Sen. McCarthy’s reputation as ‘the hellhound against Communism’. Although the Left turned his name into an epithet (“McCarthyism”), history would completely vindicate his name 40 years later when the Soviet Union declassified the so-called Venona Project (or the Venona Papers) in 1995—”a counterintelligence program initiated by the United States Army’s Signal Intelligence Service (later the National Security Agency) that ran from February 1, 1943 until October 1, 1980.” Here’s how Coulter summarized those history-changing findings, but since they painted the political Left in a bad light, all of the Democrat media have kept silent or ignored this Deep State collective treachery against U.S. Coulter wrote:
“Among the most notorious Soviet spies in high-level positions in the Roosevelt and Truman administrations – now proved absolutely, beyond question by the Soviet cables – were Alger Hiss at the State Department; Harry Dexter White, assistant secretary of the Treasury Department, later appointed to the International Monetary Fund by President Truman; Lauchlin Currie, personal assistant to President Roosevelt and White House liaison to the State Department under both Roosevelt and Truman; Laurence Duggan, head of the Latin American Desk at the State Department; Frank Coe, U.S. representative on the International Monetary Fund; Solomon Adler, senior Treasury Department official; Klaus Fuchs, top atomic scientist; and Duncan Lee, senior aide to the head of the OSS.”
Ann Coulter in a sense is the Joan of Arc of our times—Coulter is smart, sophisticated, loud, bold, blunt, brash, irreverent, but not spiritual or self-aware, not tactical or subtle. This lack of tact and subtlety, self-awareness and spirituality has in my opinion over the decades caused Ann Coulter to not have personally grown much tactically or socially, spiritually or intellectually, but on the contrary Coulter over the pass three decades has devolved into a self-aggrandizing, aging, agent provocateur who has done NOTHING substantive for anyone except to glorify herself, huckster her ideas, her ideals, and to run her mouth incessantly.
To give you a personal example of Ann’s selfishness, I’ve personally reached out to Ann Coulter repeatedly for over 25 years to help a fellow conservative, to let me share a small slice of her excessive media exposure, to help give some shine to my academic books, to get speaking engagements, to show me some love… the results after over a quarter of a century reaching out to Ann? The Silence of the Lambs… Nothing! Coulter’s malignant narcissism for over 25 years of her storied political career is only interested in furthering her own craven careerists ambitions, selling another book, getting booked on CRTV, Fox News or some other conservative radio show where she can spew her feckless, unremarkable brand of ‘What Trump Must Do’, ‘The End of America’, ‘The End of the Republican Party’ or ‘The World According to Coulter’. Enough is Enough!
The University of Michigan Law School and Donald Trump
Ann Coulter and I have something else in common besides our conservative philosophy—we both attended the University of Michigan and we both saw Trump as President of the United States before most other conservatives (and even most members of his own staff and current cabinet members) did – However, I was even more prescient than Coulter, in the case of Trump, by many decades. Coulter and I arrived at the University of Michigan Law School in the same year – 1985. Coulter attended law school there from 1985-88. I attended graduate school at U of M from 1985-87. In 1988, I did post-graduate work in history and law at Harvard where in 1989 I made Staff Editor at the Michigan Law Review literally from off the streets – without having taken any law classes or having had anyone to mentor me about the law. I tested onto the Michigan Law Review and got a higher Blue Book test score than all of the other top tier 2L and 3L law students I competed against. That law review test was perhaps the last time in my life I ever felt like I got a fair chance to compete on an equal playing field (and the playing field was far from equal). The Deep State apparatchiks have made sure over the pass 30 years that I would never have that just opportunity to succeed in life again.
Trump was right – the Left have rigged the system – everything in this life to one degree or another is ‘rigged’ to benefit themselves and those who are willing to make a Faustian bargain with forces of malediction, this includes—politicians, judges, the Academy, Wall Street, Q-Street, Technocracy Tyrants, intellectuals, Hollywood, sports stars, entertainers, rappers, rockers. Thus, virtually anyone of any fame, wealth or celebrity in this society has ‘sold out’ to unseen forces of evil we now ubiquitously call the Deep State, the Shadow Government, the Illuminati or my euphemism the Globalist Gestapo—whether they realize it or not.
Regarding Trump, Coulter famously predicted that he would win the presidency on the show Real Time with Bill Maher – June 9, 2015. Here is the transcript of that iconic (and ironic) event:
BILL MAHER: OK, here we are – Ann, which Republican Candidate has the best chance of winning the general election?
ANN COULTER: Of the declared ones, right now, Donald Trump.
AUDIENCE: {stunned silence, then riotous laughter} Ann’s countenance was unflappable.
Who got the last laugh? Ann Coulter with Bill Maher when she predicted Trump to win (June 9, 2015), one month after Trump officially declared his GOP candidacy.
However, Ann, I discovered Trump the same year she graduated from law school in 1988 and during this time I was a graduate student in history and later law student at Harvard (same time as Barack Obama) I begged the GOP to pick Trump as the V.P. to run on the ticket with George H.W. Bush even over the man who shared my DePauw University alma mater—Sen. Dan Quayle (R-IN). I remember at Harvard always arguing at the law school, in the dorms, at parties, to people in the street that Bush must (or should have) picked Trump as his V.P. in 1988. This was not my idea, but that legendary Republican campaign manager, Lee Atwater who argued passionately to Bush to pick Trump as his V.P., but Bush didn’t have the vision and confidence to be upstaged by the gregarious Trump, so boring Bush did the safe, gutless choice and picked as his V.P. that affable dunce, Senator Dan Quayle.
It is fitting to the historical narrative of this essay that George H.W. Bush recently died (Nov. 30th) at age 94. This horrible man who would go on to become Ronald Reagan’s V.P. and his successor did so much destruction to this country. Under George H.W. Bush the Reagan Revolution would be systematically deconstructed, attacked, discredited and eventually killed by the next 4 of Reagans diminutive, Socialist successors—George H.W. Bush (1989-94), Bill Clinton (1993-2001), George W. Bush (2001-2009), and Barack Hussein Obama (2009-2017). Only with the unexpected and feared accession of Donald J. Trump on Nov. 8, 2016 was the U.S. Republic saved from the Globalist Gestapo – where Americana was now on the march and We the People returned to the boom economic, record employment, and world Superpower days of Reagan. More amazing than this is that Trump achieved this executive feat in only 2 years and has already surpassed even the legendary Reagan on all political metrics. Therefore, shame on you Ann Coulter for taking every chance you can during these short 2 years to berate and criticize President Trump in order to build yourself your own dying brand. Ann, you should be inside the arena fighting these Democrat Devils with President Trump and with all of U.S.
Trump and Lee Atwater at the GOP Convention (1988)
Ann Coulter and the Barren Womb Syndrome
Ann Coulter chose to not marry because her malignant narcissism could not and would not submit to any Man or to Jesus Christ. Ann Coulter chose not to have any children to carry her literary legacy to succeeding generations, however, Laura Ingraham, a contemporary conservative of ours didn’t marry also, yet she did adopt 3 children and I respect her for that over Ann’s Barren Womb Syndrome (a bow to the feminist movement Ann always rants against). Thus, who will speak for Coulter when she is dead? New York Times? Washington Post? Fox News? TIME 100? I did have children – two of them—Eden and Stone. To Eden Alice, I dedicated this birthday essay in honor of her, and I poured out my Spirit and worldly knowledge into my eldest child, Stone Allen Washington (my best friend and only begotten son) to proclaim my eternal love of and devotion to America, to President Trump, to God, even unto death.
Fox News host, writer, lawyer, and conservative contemporary of Coulter and I, Laura Ingraham with her 3 children she adopted—the girl from Guatemala and the two boys from Russia. I believe in her heart that Laura wanted to get married and have a traditional family, but the men of our generation (late Baby Boomers like Barack Obama, Attorney General Eric Holder, Michael Eric Dyson) are fundamentally weak and duplicitous, servile and traitorous men whom C.S. Lewis called, “Men without chests” – this Manchild archetype cannot handle a strong, smart, independent-minded woman like Laura Ingraham, so she said to herself, ‘Forget these Manchilds; I’ll make my own family!’ … and she did and made such a beautiful one.
As Above, So Below (Solve et Coagula)
Whatever tactics (good or evil) we used to get ahead in life, to succeed in this world, the Natural Law doctrine of First Principles decrees that this will be the same measure used to bring us down. Thus, a life lived ignoring God’s Holy Will; the principle, “As above, so below”, will be our legacy. In other words, Ann played to her quick wit, her prodigious writing abilities, her slender, childless body, and her irreverent rhetoric to achieve great celebrity and fortune. Ann cares nothing about holiness and humility, alms to the poor in Spirit and obedience to God. Therefore, in a few years Ann Coulter will be too old, too wrinkly, too irrelevant – her face and breasts too saggy for any media to book her anymore on any of the media shows that still even invite conservative writers anymore. Conservatives’ last semi-conservative MSM, Fox News is moving further to the Left since the old man, Rupert Murdoch gave power over his media empire to his two sons (James and Lachlan), they seem to be essentially compliant cucks to their domineering wives who are systematically influencing their husbands to purge Fox News of all their leftover conservative talent—(Beware Sean Hannity, Laura Ingraham, Tucker Carlson and Judge Jeanine Pirro!)
Regarding the personal life of Ann Coulter, according to Wikipedia, “Coulter has been engaged several times, but she has never married and has no children.” Later Wiki writes, “Kellyanne Conway, who refers to Coulter as a friend, told New York magazine in 2017 that Coulter ‘started dating her security guard probably ten years ago because she couldn’t see anybody else.’ This is why at the beginning of this essay I warned my daughter Eden (and all young women) to never put career over children, never put celebrity and ‘independence’ over husband and family, for to do so is to make a Faustian bargain with Satan that your 12 New York Times Bestselling books will hug and kiss you at night when you read them a bedtime story, or take you on a early Sunday morning drive in the rain and look you in your eyes and say, ‘Ann, I am so joyful that I married you’.
What a pathetic, non-family legacy Ann has over the past 30 years cobbled together for herself, therefore when Judgment Day calls her name in the near future, the name of Ann Coulter, and all of her 12 New York Times Bestselling books, all of her ‘conservative’ ideas, her conservative ideals that President Trump in her mind isn’t measuring up to, and all of her cleaver witticisms and sarcastic sophisms will be cast upon the ash heap of History to be forgotten forever for the great English Christian apologist C.S. Lewis wrote many years ago, All that is not eternal is eternally forgotten.
Ann Coulter inside the Arena
After reading that Breitbart article about Ann Coulter, I really got mad. I am very tired of all these so-called “conservatives” putting down Trump when he is the only man inside the arena alone—fighting valiantly, fight tirelessly against the combined treacherous forces of the Democrat Socialist Party, the RINO Republican Party, the Democrat Party Media, the Federal Reserve (manipulating interest rates down to stall the Trump economy), the Globalist Gestapo including: the United Nations, UNESCO, European Union (EU), World Trade Organization (WTO), International Monetary Fund (IMF), NGOs (Non-Governmental Organizations like Nazi sympathizer George Soros’s Open Society Foundations), virtually all U.S. institutions including Hollywood, the Academy, the Public Schools, the Open Borders crowd, the Judas 501(C)(3) churches whereby in 1954 the so-called Christian church (and all organized religion) made a treasonous Faustian deal with that Devil Senator Lyndon Baines Johnson to stop preaching the Gospel in favor of ecumenicalism (One World Church), to stop mentioning politics in a negative light from the pulpit and in exchange the federal government won’t tax you. (Trump has vowed to repeal this Judas policy soon). President Trump alone is inside the arena fighting these legions of Democrat Devils, not Ann Coulter tapping on her little laptop, regurgitating rhetoric and switching around the stage in her tight little black dress in front of horny college students. That is doing nothing to save America from the Demon Democrats; to break the chains of Socialism Slavery from off our writs, our ankles and off our collective minds…Trump is fighting for America every day—Day and Night!
Regarding the people who posted comments in that Breitbart article that I mentioned at the beginning of this essay, this also got me really mad and caused me to write some rather unfortunate words on my original Breitbart.com comments and in my Facebook page that I have self-edited here for posterity’s sake: “For all of you little men out there who are of faint heart, duplicitous Spirit, who are sitting on the sidelines too afraid to get inside the arena to fight, too quick, too faithless to be critical of the Lord’s anointed President Donald J. Trump, my message to you is this – GET SOME TESTOSTERONE INJECTIONS and join the FIGHT for your children, fight for your future children, FIGHT for your family, FIGHT for your Republic, FIGHT for your God our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ for the salvation of this world that you live in. What are you going to do, watch another NFL or NBA game played by Illuminati morons wearing Satan’s slave stamp (tattoos)? Or like Butler Alfred said to Bruce Wayne in one of the Batman movies – Will you continue sit on the sidelines ‘while the world burns’?!?
President Theodore Roosevelt’s famous The Man in the Arena Speech (April 23, 1910).
In the final analysis, even if you and I die in the process of the Leftist Barbarians killing U.S. en masse, then let our eternal memorial be like that final scene of the movie, Gladiator (2000) where General Maximus is killed by Emperor Commodus in the arena after (behind the scenes) that craven coward, genocidal maniac Commodus literally stabbed Maximus in the back with 3 knives, yet Maximus ultimately WON the battle. But how? Because just like Jesus Christ (a few decades earlier) the good General died from the wounds of Judas’ treachery, yet miraculously from this shed blood would grow the tree of Liberty, of Freedom, of true worship and fellowship between God and Man for untold future generations down through the Ages.
Thus, what is the legacy of Maximus…? A hero who gave his all laying down dead in the sands of the Roman arena, with the duplicitous crowd standing in stunned silence…with his sword still in his hand. I’ve viewed many pictures and statutes, mosaics and monuments by the world’s greatest artistic masters like Botticelli, Michelangelo, da Vinci, Rodin and many other prodigious masters of art and aesthetics throughout my life, but I have always come back to the eternal picture of that eternal soldier lying dead on the battlefield – for to me this is the most glorious metaphor symbolizing the indomitable and transcendent spirit of mankind down through the Ages.
The Death of General Maximus: Movie – Gladiator (2000). *N.B.: Final fight scene from the movie Gladiator.
“The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil,” according to the great English-Irish Statesman Sir Edmund Burke (1729-97), “is for good men to do nothing.” For further readings about VERITAS, History, Law, Philosophy, Foreign Policy, Economics, Aesthetics, etc… including the Original Intent of the Constitutional Framers, see and share my blog @www.EllisWashingtonReport.com.
Epilogue to an Aging, Agent Provocateur
In the final analysis Ann, it is not our fancy academic degrees, our cynical witticisms, our conservative ideas or ideals, our 12 New York Times Bestseller books, our numerous appearances over the past 30 years on Fox News, TIME 100 and conservative talk radio, or even our short tight black or red dresses showing off all of our curves (Lord knows you don’t want to see me in one of those dresses!) But the real meaning of Life has always resided in the humble, the unknown person who everyone overlooked because no one thought to give that unknown person a public voice because they were too busy wallowing in their own malignant narcissism, stewing in the cauldron of their own irrelevance. For further reference on humility and holiness see the video sermons by my friend Pastor Peniel Ngonde from England.
To Ann Coulter, and to all of U.S. I end this essay with the words of one of my favorite Christian apologists, C.S. Lewis. In his 1952 succinct masterpiece, Mere Christianity, C.S. Lewis wrote:
“God made us: invented us as a man invents an engine. A car is made to run on petrol, and it would not run properly on anything else. Now God designed the human machine to run on Himself. He Himself is the fuel our spirits were designed to burn, or the food our spirits were designed to feed on. There is no other. That is why it is just no good asking God to make us happy in our own way without bothering about religion. God cannot give us a happiness and peace apart from Himself, because it is not there. There is no such thing.”
C.S. Lewis inside his study – Inspired by the thoroughly lively and revelatory book by Peter Kreeft—Between Heaven and Hell (1982), I wrote a Socratic dialogue about 3 famous men who all died on the same day and year—Nov. 22, 1963 – as a 2007 essay, 3 Legends Face Judgment Day, and in a 2009 book of collected essays, The Progressive Revolution… Vol. 1 (University Press, 2009), pp. 257-62.
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